♪ I know a place ♪
♪ Where the grass is really greener ♪
♪ Warm, wet and wild ♪
♪ There must be something in the water ♪
♪ You can travel the world ♪
♪ But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast ♪
♪ California gurls ♪
♪ We're undeniable ♪
♪ Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it unlocked ♪
♪ West coast, represent ♪
♪ Now put your hands up ♪
♪h-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ California ♪
♪ California gurls. ♪
I'm bored.
Ladi, I am at a loss.
Brittany, please remind me
of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.
In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie
about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
That is correct.
And in the meantime, what's changed?
Personal grooming habits?
What's changed is I have completely lost interest.
And ladies, I blame you.
Becky- more silicone falsies.
Got it, Coach.
You will each enhance your bust with an additional
pair of chicken cutlets,
in an attempt to add some jiggle
to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed.
But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine
the Cheerios! have ever done.
We're shoo-ins at Regionals next week,
and we're the favorite to win at Nationals.
And yet I am still so very bored.
Even things I used to think were hilarious...
Case in point.
Sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet.
Now slap Brittany.
See? Not even a chuckle.
The problem is you keep trying
to make a bigger and bigger spectacle.
No matter how hard we try,
we can't make a routine work unless you find a way
to make it interesting for you.
You have to find a way to top yourself.
Q, you just may have a point.
But to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet.
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All right, I just want to take a minute
to tell you guys how proud of you I am.
We didn't even have to win this game
to go to championship next week, but nobody took it off.
When we take a knee, we're gonna finish first in conference
for the first time in McKinley history.
Football is back, bitches!
Maybe we should all break out into a song after we win.
Hey, shut it, Karofsky. No fricking way.
I figure if I stay on you, you'll run away
like your little butt buddy Hummel.
That's funny, Karofsky,
how you're calling everybody gay all the time,
but you never seem to have a girlfriend.
It's okay. It's okay.
I really hope that linebacker doesn't get the jump on me.
I bet it would hurt like hell to get sacked by him.
Break! TEAM: Break!
All right.
Slow left on one.
Ready? Break! TEAM: Break!
Come on, boys. Let's go.
Down!
Set!
Whoo!
(growlin
Hut!
Nice hands.
What a joke.
What the hell happened?!
Finn, you're the captain, talk!
Karofsky sucks, that's what happened!
That's crap! Hudson's a frickin' girl
and couldn't take a joke about his precious Glee Club.
Because I'm sick of you guys getting down on us for it.
We're in Glee Club. What's the big deal?
It's embarrassing! We're dudes!
Getting all hot and bothered
about singing a Ke$ha song? It's freakin' weird.
Yeah? Well, maybe you'll think it's cooler
when I go all TiK ToK on your face.
Bring it, Puckerman.
That's enough! That's enough!
Championship game or not, I am not blocking for him.
Get the hell out of here!
Fine! Go!
Good! Bunch of babies!
Dear Journal, I am in crisis.
Not even the can't-lose combination
of boobs and fire can get me going anymore.
Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me?
Maybe.
Here I am, 31, and already a legend.
What do I do as a second act?
I'm simply at a loss. Last week,
I even took to modifying my own flawless form
just to feel something. Wait.
It's Syv-lester, right? Sue Syv-lester?
How do I make things interesting again?
How do I get those juices flowing?
That's it.
This here is the A950.
You say this could shoot someone across a football field?
Several football fields, if you pack in enough explosives.
Of course, that would be incredibly unsafe.
See, if you want to go for more than, say, 50 yards,
you're looking about a 70% chance
of catastrophic failure.
Which is a 30% chance of catastrophic success.
This is the button, right? No, no, no, no!
You know, I try to make it a habit
of not touching carny folk, but fella...
I'll take it.
You got a smaller one?
I'll check stock.
I'm back.
So I was going through my bucket list
and I noticed you were the only Glee loser
that I haven't slushied yet.
Damn near broke his heart.
Well, what about the moral implications
of abusing a kid in a wheelchair?
I say, equal opportunity for all.
This stuff between the jocks and the Glee Club
has been going on since I started running the club.
Maybe.
It just seems like it's so much worse right now.
I've won division championships at three different schools.
You have to understand what winning means
to a community. Grades go up,
the streets are cleaner, crime goes down.
It's a sense of pride, of unity.
And this school deserves that.
And you are going to get it for us.
I mean, you won almost every game this year.
Winning conference was easy.
The team we're up against for championship-
they're much better than us.
If you don't have thtalent, you re on the chemistry.
They don't have to like each other,
but they have to respect each other.
This whole thing is just so weird.
I mean, half of your starters are in my Glee Club.
I just don't know what to do.
Do you trust me?
You're not going to try and kiss me again, are you?
If you trust me,
I think I know a way to get your team united again.
Really fast.
Oh, my God- Artie!
It was awful.
That's it! Screw rehearsal!
This ends here and now.
We're gonna go all Thunderdome on those guys.
So this is what the ladies lounge looks like on the inside.
This is the choir room. Now, put up your fists
because you and I are going to do some dancing.
No, I got this, Sam.
Coach Beiste told us to come. Where is she?
Watch it. Everyone, have a seat.
You, too, guys.
All right, New Directions!,
let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club.
Oh, hell to the no, Mr. Shue.
Hey! Come on!
Guys! Hey!
Are you serious? These are the guys that made Kurt transfer.
And there's no way that I'm sharing the choir room
with a known homophobe.
I don't disagree with you guys.
But I talked to Coach Beiste about it,
and she and I both agreed that the kind of bullying
that David does is born out of ignorance.
Having him in here, as difficult as it may be for us,
is an opportunity to show him and the rest of the guys
that being in Glee Club is kind of cool-
find some common ground.
All of you are going to be in this Glee Club for one week,
no exceptions.
She's bluffing- next week is the championship game.
Without us, shhas no team.
With you, I have no team!
You guys have gotta find a way to come together
or we're going to get our asses kicked from here
until Tuesday finds a saddlebag full of buckwheat.
If I have to stay, I'm not singing no show tunes.
That is the music of my oppressors.
Do you even have any idea what we do in here?
No. None of them do.
We have to show them.
Rachel, Puck, haven't you guys been working on something?
Why don't you give it a whirl?
Fine. As offended as I am by their presence here,
I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.
♪ Picture perfect memories ♪
♪ Scattered all around the floor ♪
♪ Reaching for the phone ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't fight it anymore ♪
♪ And I wonder if I ever cross your mind ♪
♪ For me, it happens all the time ♪
♪ It's a quarter after one ♪
♪ I'm all alone, and I need you n ♪
♪ Said I wouldn't call ♪
♪ But I've lost all control and I need you now ♪
♪ And I don't know how I can do without ♪
♪ I just need you now ♪
♪ Another shot of whiskey ♪
♪ Can't stop looking at the door ♪
♪ Wishing you'd come sweeping in ♪
♪ The way you did before ♪
♪ And I wonder if I ever cross your mind ♪
♪ For me, it happens all the time ♪
♪ It's a quarter after one ♪
♪ I'm all alone and I need you now ♪
♪ And I said I wouldn't call ♪
♪ But I'm a little drunk, and I need you now ♪
♪ And I don't know how I can do without ♪
♪ I just need you now ♪
The girl with the mohawk had a really nice voice.
Funny. Yeah, man. That's good.
Hey!
Hey, get back.
Great first day, right?
Awesome.
Let me at that guy!
- Hey. - Hey.
We used to be best friends...
before I got your girlfriend pregnant,
and then made out with your other girlfriend and...
Yeah.
Anyways... I gotta be honest.
I really want to win this game, and I figure it's the only way
us Glee studs are ever gonna get any respect around here.
What's your point?
My point is that none of that's gonna happen
unless you and I become allies again, like
Maverick and Iceman at the end of Top Gun.
So why'd youing that duet with Rachel?
I need you to do this number with me to make Finn jealous.
Nothing like that will ever happen again.
You lead, and I got your back.
We need to win this championship and become legends.
Ladies, my "Sue-clear" Weapon.
Becky.
Brittany...
Climb on up.
Congratulations.
You're doing this stunt for the big competition.
I don't want to die yet.
At least not until One Tree Hill gets cancelled.
Fine.
To put your toddler, fist-sized mind at ease, we'll do one
final test run.
Any of you take German?
I may have to read
the owner's manual.
Don't worry, I'll talk to Mr. Shue and take care of this.
Sue, what the hell were you thinking?
You cannot perform a stunt that dangerous!
Our insurance premium is through the roof as it is!
Cheerleading is a sport.
There are dangers involved.
The same as when a quarterback
is sacked, or a hockey player is
slammed up against the boards.
Enough, Sue.
There is no excuse for putting a student's life at risk.
I'm a tastemaker, Will.
I know what an audience wants.
You are not going to take this away from me.
I need this.
This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
But the risk and danger isn't to you!
That's the best part.
Enough! It's decided.
You are not allowed to fire yone
out of that cannon without their consent!
Huh.
It's coming out of
your paycheck- every penny of it!
Oh, God! It's a lawsuit.
I'm telling you, I wish you could have seen it.
Sort of like that.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm seing a message.
Sue Sylvester's done playing nice.
I just got off the phone with the Ohio Cheerleading Board,
and they accepted my request to move my regional
to the same night as your championship game.
Congratulations.
You just lost your halftime show and the cheerleaders.
Sue!
What the crap are we gonna do now?
I got it.
No frickin' way! WILL: We don't have a choice.
Sue pulled the Cheerios! from the game,
so if we don't do it, there's no halftime show.
And this is a problem because?
It's not a problem. It's an opportunity.
Opportunity to humiliate ourselves. BEISTE: Hey!
the whole point of this week was to bring you guys together;
to bring the school together. Wait- so you want us
to play the first half, change into some "sequeen"
ball gowns, and then
go out and do the halftime show at our own championship game?
Yes. It's the championship game!
This is a crazy town. Crazy.
This is crazy! What about the Cheerios! in Glee Club?
They have a choice.
Us, or the Cheerios! competition.
Well, obviously, Quinn is gonna choose the Cheerios! I mean...
Well, that's not fair. You don't know what she's goa.
I think the cheerleading competition
is gonna be a lot of fun, but if you go,
you're gonna miss out
on us doing the most iconic song of all time.
The Super Bowl of pop anthems-
"Thriller. "
Yeah!
Yeah, remember a few years ago.
when that Philippine prison did that
mega performance of "Thriller" and put it on YouTube?
In the four months it took to rehearse that number,
prisoner-on-prisoner crime dropped
80%.
Doing that, together, as a team,
created a unity within that prison.
And that's what I'm looking to do here.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you know-
I'm big on Michael and everything-
but isn't that kind of what they're expecting us to do
Which is why we're gonna mash it together
with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' equally spooky single
"Heads Will Roll. "
Who's Yeah Yeah Yeah?
All right, New Directions!, Titans,
we're going to Zombie Camp.
Uh, five, six, seven, eight.
Time out.
Time out. Time out. Hey. Hey.
Knock it off!
Okay, guys.
It's good, but let's...
put a little life into it.
But we're dead.
Then put some afterlife into it.
t out of your heads and get into your aracters, all right?
Very creative. I like that.
Five, six, seven, eight.
All right! Nice progress, guys.
Now let's take a breather, and I'll see you
in the choir room in five minutes,
for a lesson in zombie makeup.
Makeup?!? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes. Hey, Dave.
Talk to you for a second?
Look, I know I'm bad.
Can you just spare me, so can we get through this?
That's not what I was going to say at all.
You're actually really good.
If you took that energy
you used bullying people and put it into this,
you'd be one of most talented guys in the school.
Just think about it.
...makeup artist.
I am brilliant.
It's actually decent.
It's all right.
I took a makeup class.
Hey, I need to talk to you.
Can we not fight for just one day?
Man, it's already hard enough
not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.
You think maybe we should do a warm-up number or something
before we do that big "Thriller" thing at halftime?
You know, I figure the only way I'm gonna keep any street cred
around here after dancing around like an idiot
in front of the whole school is if we kick ass at it.
Uh...
yeah... couldn't agree more.
Zombie camp was funner than I expected.
And the glee club together with the football team-
it's like a double rainbow.
A zombie double rainbow.
What the hell are we gonna do?
If we go to our cheerleading competition,
then we miss the halftime show,
and we're out of Glee Club.
I'm torn.
Oh, I'm not. I'm Brittany.
Couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
What were you doing in there?
Enjoying the eavesdropping afforded me
by the Swiss-timepiece regularity
and utter silence
of my 2:00 p. m. ninja poops.
Well, I typed these up for you ladies,
requiring your signature,
tendering your resignation from the Glee Club.
Oh, and Brittany, here's a note for you,
handwritten and in crayon from the Human Cannon,
saying how much it misses you.
Coach, that cannon is going to get Brittany killed.
Is that really worth it
just to win a stupid national champiohip?
Seventh consecutive stupid national championship.
This is ridiculous. You had quite a year last year, Q.
And as I recall, you didn't have such a good time
out of that Cheerios! uniform.
Ladies, I am giving you the chance, right now,
to choose once and for all where your true loyalties lie.
Choose the Cheerios!,
or choose the Glee Club.
How the hell could you do this?
Oh, don't get all up in my face, Finn.
What were we supposed to do?
Uh, quit Cheerios!
Coach Sylvester is awful to you guys.
And don't forget who was there for you
the last time she dumped you on your ass- us, Glee Club.
And you don't think that I feel awful about that?
You don't need to be a Cheerio! to be cool.
Oh, you are so naive.
This whole school is about labels.
Wow. I never realized you were sfreakin' weak.
Oh. I... What did you say?
All the Cheerios! quit Glee Club. So why are you yelling
at my girlfriend about it?
I'm yelling at her because
I'm the leader of this team.
Well, maybe it's time for a chge at the top.
What's that supposed to mean? This is kind of hot, actually.
It means that maybe the reason
everyone hates us is because we need some new leadership.
Face it, you've had your feet in both worlds for a year,
and never been able to bring them together.
Maybe someone else could.
What, as in maybe you? As in yes.
Well, maybe we should settle this right now.
Bring it. Brung.
Want some more of that? Huh? Yeah.
You like that? Huh? Really, guys? Really.
Hey, hey! How many fights do I have to break up this week?
Now calm down...
and get back to Glee Club.
Come on.
Hope to see you there.
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
♪ The way she lied ♪
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
♪ How many people cried ♪
♪ Well, it's too late to say you're sorry ♪
♪ How would I know? ♪
♪ Why should I care? ♪
♪ Please don't bother trying to find her ♪
♪ She's not there ♪
♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪
♪ The way she acted, the color of her hair ♪
♪ Her voice is soft and cool ♪
♪ Her eyeare clear and bright, but she's not there ♪
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
♪ What could I do? ♪
♪ Well, no one told me about her ♪
♪ Though they all knew ♪
♪ Well, it's too late to say you're sorry ♪
♪ How would I know? ♪
♪ Whyhould I care? ♪
♪ Please don't bother trying to find her ♪
♪ She's not there ♪
♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪
♪ The way she acted, the color of her hair! ♪
♪ Her voice is soft and cool ♪
♪ Her eyes are clear and bright, but she's not there. ♪
It's all good.
Guys...
Real good.
Awesome!
Seriously.
All you football players nailing that Zombies classic
on the first time out.
I am impressed.
Appropriate outfits.
They represent the death
of your guyses' reign at this school.
How many times do we have to put you puckheads in your place
before you realize that football rules this school?
Maybe, but not after you make dancing fools of yourself
at that halftime show.
You know it,
we know it, the whole school knows it.
They'll think different after they see it.
It's going to be awesome.
Holy crap. They turned Karofsky gay.
What are you moose knuckles doing with those Slushees?
Ready for the fireworks?
It's Independence Day.
Oh, my eyes!
It's burning!
Just relax; it stops after a couple hours
No frickin' way I'm letting that happen again.
He's in the first stage of loserdom: denial.
No! I am not a loser.
And I don't sing and dance.
I walk tall d carra big stick.
Dude, relax... this is gonna be fine.
Yeah, of course it is.
'Cause I'm quitting Glee Club.
No, you're not. Fact is,
covered in ice and red dye number seven,
you guys look more like a team
than you ever have out on the field.
I don't care. I'm out.
Then you're off the team.
No way. Yeah.
If we all quit, you barely have enough guys to play next week.
It's the championship game.
You're not going to throw it away.
Try me. FINN: Don't do this.
If we stand together,
and we do the halftime show, we can win this game
and be kings in this place.
Good luck with that.
♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding ♪
♪ Ding-a, ding-a, ka-ding, ding ♪
♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ♪
♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding ♪
♪ Dink-a, dink-a, dink-a, dink-a, dink ♪
♪ Ding, dig-a-ding, ding, ding ♪
♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding ♪
♪ At first, we started out real cool ♪
♪ Taking me places I ain't never been ♪
♪ But now you're getting comfortable ♪
♪ Ain't doing those things you did no more ♪
♪ You're slowly making me pay for things ♪
♪ Your money should be handling ♪
♪ And now you ask to use my car ♪
# Car #
♪ Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank ♪
♪ And you have the audacity ♪
♪ To even come and step to me ♪
♪ Ask to hold some money from me ♪
♪ Until you get your check next week ♪
♪ You trifling ♪
♪ Good-for-nothing type of brother ♪
♪ Silly me ♪
♪ Why haven't lound another? ♪
♪ A baller ♪
♪ When times get hard, I need someone to help me out ♪
♪ Instead of a scrub like you ♪
♪ Who don't know what a man's about ♪
♪ Can you pay my bills? ♪
♪ Can you pay my telephone bills? ♪
♪ Do you pay my automo-bills? ♪
♪ If you did, then maybe we could chill ♪
♪ I don't think you do ♪
♪ So you and me are through ♪
# Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding #
♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing ♪
♪ Type of brother ♪
♪ Silly me ♪
♪ Why haven't I found another? A baller ♪
♪ When times get hard, I need someone to help me out ♪
♪ Instead of a scrub like you ♪
♪ Who don't know what a man's about ♪
# Can you pay my bills? #
# Oh, no # # Can you pay my telephone bills? #
# Can you pay my bills? # # Can you pay my automo-bills? #
# If you did, then maybe we could chill #
♪ I don't think you do, no ♪
♪ So you and me are through ♪
# Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding #
♪ You trifling ♪
♪ Good-for-nothing type of brother ♪
♪ O silly me ♪
♪ Why haven't I found another? ♪
♪ You trifling, good-for-nothing type of brother ♪
♪ Oh, silly me ♪
♪ Why haven't I found another? ♪
# Can you pay my bills?
# Can you pay my telephone bills? #
# Can you pay my automo-bills? #
♪ Pay my telephone, telephone bills ♪
# If you did, then maybe we could chill #
♪ I don't think you do ♪
♪ So you and me are through ♪
♪ Dig-a-ding, ding, ding, ding ♪
# Can you pay my bills # # Oh, no #
# Can you pay my telephone bills? #
# Can you pay my automo-bills? # # Can you pay my bills? #
♪ Oh, said ♪
# I don't think you do # # I don't think you do, no, no #
♪ So you and me are through. ♪
Guys, I'd say we're ready for Regionals.
Medium drip. BLAINE: Me. Thank you very much.
Now, I don't want to sound cocky or anything,
but you guys better be pulling out all the stops for Regionals,
because the number we just rehearsed is so off-the-hook,
it's dangerous.
Seriously. People should wear
protective headgear when they're watching it.
Guys, we're kidding.
Yeah, well, it's just hard to laugh right now
with everything going on at McKinley.
I mean, look at us,
the stars of two rival show choirs
sitting down to coffee- our school is so messed up,
we can't even keep our own football team together.
It's so sad, you guys.
Coach Beiste and Mr. Shue were so close
to getting everyone at the school together.
Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this?
I mean, we live together.
mean, I bring him a glass of warm milk every night,
just in the hopes that we'll have a little lady-chat.
Warm milk? Really?
It's delicious.
Finn's too proud to complain.
He feels like he has to be strong for everyone,
but I know it's just killing him inside.
I hope he realizes
that, you know, if he and I were still together,
I could make him feel a lot better, you know.
Let it go, Rachel.
I...
I just wish thathere was a way that we could help.
That's all. Yeah.
And the worst part is how bummed the guys are.
I mean, they already suffer
enough abuse just being in Glee.
I really think winning the game could have eased
some of the pressure, at least for a little while.
Wait, so the whole team quit?
Everybody not in Glee.
I mean, you can't play football with five guys.
And one of them is in a wheelchair.
Yeah, Coach Beiste put up a sign-up sheet
for people to join. I think they'll take
anyone at this point.
Well, the good news is,
you actually only need four more guys.
High school regulations actually let you
play a couple guys short, if you want to.
But if they figure out a way to make it work,
you can bet that we'll definitely be there
to cheer them on. Totally.
Blaine and I love football.
Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
I cut 30 guys when we had tryouts
at the beginning of the season.
You're telling me not one of those guys wants to play?
It's like crossing a picket line.
Nobody wants to be a scab.
I guess we should go break it to them.
Why can't we just let them
back on the team, just for this game?
No. We carry this thing through,
even if it means having to forfeit the game.
I can't believe this is it.
Maybe it isn't.
We want to join the team.
"We," who?
All us Glee girls.
We want to join the football team,
and we want to play in the championship.
Come on, guys. Stop screwing around.
It's not cool.
What's not cool is you guys
not respecting women enough to realize
we're perfectly capable of playing football.
And don't forget who the state champ
in Greco-Roman wrestling is.
I've got offers from three different
professional wrestling organizations
for after I graduate, so...
Rachel, have you actually seen a tackle football game?
When they tackle you, it hurts.
Yeah. And not in the good, Mellencamp way.
We thought about that. But the truth is,
is that you guys don't really need us to play.
You just need enough players
out there to field a regulation team.
So when they snap the ball,
we're just going to lie down on the ground.
We're just going to lie there.
Well, I'm not.
I'm going to bring the pain.
I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down.
Okay, what do your parents have to say about this?
We all have signed permission slips from them.
It took some convincing, but they understood
what it means to all of us.
What do you think, Coach?
I think...
Welcome to the football team.
Yes!
Football team, football team.
High five, teammate.
I just don't want to die.
You don't climb in that cannon,
and that routine will be all "boom boom," and no "pow. "
And that, Brittany, is so 2000 and late.
Here's your consent form.
And as you ponder your decision,
I ask that you remember that that cannon
has two little baby twin cannons at home,
and one more on the way.
And if you refuse to sign this,
well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Baby cannons?
And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia,
so she can't work.
Do you want us to win, or don't you?
How many M's are there in the letter "R"?
Make an "X."
It's not too late.
To commit social suicide?
How the hell you going to play with five guys, huh?
You have got to be kidding me.
What the hell are they doing?
What you don't have the balls to do.
Stupid.
Are you ready for this?
Let's kick some ass!
Punch and Judy on one. Ready? Break!
Break. MERCEDES: Who's Judy?
Let's go!
Where do I go?
Stand right there.
What do I do?
You're gonna die.
Blue 42!
Blue 42! Down!
Set! Hike!
Damn it.
What happened? What happened? Is it over?
All right. How's everyone doing?
Kill me now, I'm gonna die.
Is anyone else tired of lying down all the time?
I want to play.
Just don't get ahead of yourself, okay?
Ready? Break.
All right, guys. Let's go!
Down!
Blitz. Blitz. Watch.
Set!
Hike!
Get the ball!
Get the ball! Get the ball!
Come on! Get it! Get it!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go! Go! Go, go, go!
Go!
Tina?
Oh, no.
Is she breathing?
Did we win?
We're still in this.
Give it up, Finn. Our only shot at redemption
right now is to kick butt at the halftime show.
Sam!
Come here.
I need you to play quarterback for the rest of the half.
Okay.
Puck, when the half ends,
you gotta go convince Karofsky and the rest of the guys
to do the halftime show with us.
How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Figure it out.
You're my wingman, right?
I got tone, Mav.
Where are you going?
Can't have a halftime show without cheerleaders.
I'm gonna die.
It'll be worth it.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Stopping you from going to Sue's Regionals competition.
You guys got to come to the game with me.
Haven't you been payingttention?
If we're not Cheerios!, we're nothing.
You think that, but it's not true.
You joined Cheerios! to be popular,
but you joined Glee Club because you loved it.
Sue doesn't care about you guys.
She's fine killing Brittany.
Tell me honestly.
If you didn't think it would hurt your reputation,
which would you choose?
Glee Club.
I know you,
and you don't think you are,
but you're strong enough to do this.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
What about you, Santana?
Screw her- she put me on the bottom of the pyramid.
Come on, we've oy got a few minutes.
No time for a foursome, ladies.
Bus leaves in five.
We quit Cheerios!
You can't quit Cheerios!
It's blood in, blood out.
Now get your sweet little cans on that bus.
We still quit.
You're my stars.
If you leave, I have no performance!
Sucks for you.
Looking good out there, Puck.
You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky.
I don't want to hear it from any of you.
You're all a bunch of cowards.
Coward losers.
Yeah, you're the only loser losing this game.
You know, this is it.
This is the moment of our lives.
This is the one we can actually look back
and tell our children about.
This is our moment to actually win something,
and you guys are sitting in the damn stands!
I mean, you're so afraid
of being called geeks or losers or gay,
that you settle for being nothing.
Well, we still have a whole half to play.
And wean win this, guys, I know it.
What's the point, man?
Beiste isn't going to let us play.
She will if you come out and perform at the halftime show.
I'm in.
Me, too.
No way. Come on, man, I really want to win this game.
It would mean so much to my dad, man.
Forget it, okay? Glee Club sucks.
Fine, Karofsky's out. Whatever.
But the rest of you need to get in your zombie makeup
and hit the field toot sweet.
Come on, let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Let's do this!
♪ Off with your head ♪
♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead ♪
♪ Off, off, off, off with your head ♪
♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till you're dead ♪
♪ Off, off, off, off with your head ♪
♪ It's close to midnight ♪
♪ And something evil's lurking in the dark ♪
♪ Under the moonlight ♪
♪ You see a sight that almost stops your heart ♪
♪ You try to scream ♪
♪ But terror takes the sound before you make it ♪
♪ Heads will roll... heads will roll ♪
♪ You start to freeze♪
♪ As horror looks you right between the eyes ♪
♪ You're paralyzed ♪
♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
♪ Thriller night ♪
♪ And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike ♪
♪ You know it's thriller, thriller night ♪
♪ You're ghting for your life inside a killer, thriller ♪
♪ Tonight ♪ ♪ Off with your head ♪
♪ Just dance, dance, dance till your dead ♪
♪ Off, off, off, off with your head ♪
♪ D-Dance, dance, dance till your dead ♪
♪ Thriller tonight ♪
Darkness falls across the land.
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood.
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
♪ Off with your head ♪ And though you fight
to stay alive,
...your body starts to shiver. # Dance till you're dead #
For no mere mortal can resist... # Heads will roll #
♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll ♪
...the evil of the thriller.
♪ 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night ♪
♪ Girl, I can thrill you more ♪
♪ Than any ghost could ever dare try ♪
♪ Thriller ♪ ♪ Ooh, hoo ♪
♪ Thriller night ♪
♪ So let me hold you tight and share a ♪
♪ Killer, thriller, oh! ♪
♪ Off with your head ♪
♪ D-dance, dance, dance till your dead ♪
♪ Off, off, off, off with your head ♪
♪ D-dance, danc dance till you're dead ♪
who never stopped believing this day would come.
Thank you.
Hey! What are you guys doing in here?
Oh, we were gonna take our zombie makeup off
for the second half- it's kind of itchy.
No. Leave it on.
Maybe we'll freak out the other guys a little bit,
and we need all the help we can get right now.
Well, get out there. All of us?
Yeah. All of us.
Yeah!
Welcome back, boy.
Get out there.
Yeah!
Set! Hut-hut!
Someone bit me!
One of those zombies bit me!
Good boy!
Down! Set! One-one!
Block 59! Get on 59!
That was awesome. Nice block.
Nice throw. Bam!
Time out!
It was a good run.
We almost had it.
Hey, this game isn't over.
There's, like, ten seconds left- it's over.
Not if the quarterback fumbs the snap.
Here's what we're gonna do.
Ready? Break! TEAM: Break!
Brains...
Brains... Brains...
Brains...
Brains... Brains...
Brains...
Brains... brains...
Brains... brains... brains...
brains... brains... brains...
PLAYERS Brains...
...brains... brains...
brains... brains... brains...
So, tell me, Sue, how are you holding up?
I'm hanging in there, thank you.
I know it's painful, but...
can you take me back to the moment when you knew
you had lost what would have been
a record seventh consecutive national championship,
landing you this interview as "Loser of the Year"?
I thought this was the "Ten Most Fascinating. "
That's Barbara Walters.
In the voting, you beat out the following losers:
the economy,
Mel Gibson,
the housing market,
Dina Lohan, Wall Street,
Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys,
Brett Favre's cell phone,
nine percent unemployment,
and Sparky Lohan,
who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser.
How do you cope with that?
I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
Do you regret the choice
of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon?
Other than attracting headlines
and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes,
was it really worth it?
Honestly, I was just trying to feel something.
And how do you feel now that the remainder
of the annual Cheerios! budget
is going to the Glee Club?
I'm sorry? Let's take a look.
Whoops, sorry.
COURIC After a little song and dance
toupport the arts,
I sat down with McKinley Glee Club director
Will Schuester.
I have to say, I'm thrilled.
Sue got what was coming to her,
and now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to Regionals.
Thoughts?
I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
Hey. Hey.
Congrats on the MVP.
Oh, thanks.
It was a team effort.
So, listen, uh,
there's no way the Glee Club's gonna let you join permanently,
until you clean things up with Kurt.
So I was thinking maybe we cou go together to Dalton and apologize...
Who said I want to join the Glee Club permanently?
I just thought after this week and-and...
the way we won the game and the way you came out to dance... What do you think?
We all dance around together and win a football game
and everything's gonna change?
Glee Club's gonna be cool and we're all gonna sing
hippie peace songs every morning?
Maybe. I-I don't know. It's a start.
No, dude, it's a finish.
Okay? This is high school.
People's memories for good stuff lasts about as long
as their Facebook status. But we've got a chance to really change things here.
I just won the conference championship.
I'm on top.
Why would I want to change things?
Hey.
Hi.
I never got a chance to thank you.
For helping me do the right thing.
Aw, you would've come to it on your own soon enough.
So, how does it feel being out of the uniform? Weird.
Did turn a couple of heads.
You were amazing this week.
On the field and off.
Reminded me of why I loved you.
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